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So there was I, Arajaya was pleading to Sarah to help her remove the eggplant inside her fallopian tube. But Sarah is so hard to convince until our princess promised her to give everything. Sarah’s eyes twinkled. She ran across the living room, grabbed the vacuum cleaner, and slotted it between Arajaya’s legs.

“SHUUUUUU!!!” In a minute, Arajaya felt relieved.

The next morning, Arajaya decided to take a bath at the [Pasig] river near her house. When she reached the riverbank, she saw a police and seduced him by singing: “Pupunta ‘kong ilog, ikaw ay susunod.” And most probably, you already know what happened next.

The next next morning, Arajaya decided to take a bath again at the river hoping that she’ll meet the police again. And just like magic, the police appeared. She sang again: “Pupunta ‘kong ilog, ikaw ay susunod.” Then the police followed her and fucked her.

The third morning, she sang aher seducing nd arousing song again. “Pupunta ‘kong ilog, ikaw ay susunod…” and the policed followed her again but when they arrived at the riverbank, they saw Arajaya’s father.

That night, the police visted her at their house and he sang in a low toned voice, “Pupunta akong ilog, ikaw ay susunod…” but no response. He sang again, “Pupunta akong ilog, ikaw ay susunod…” a minute later, Arajaya finally sang back, “Walang ng ilog, ilog, KIKI ko’y sunog.”

-the end-

Arajaya really really really felt hot and horny, and her pussy – cat was itchy. “Ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, scratch yourself, don’t disturbed me because I’m trying to find a way to get rid of my horniness.” She said.

Then the shaved pussy – cat went to elsewhere as the cat’s master continued thinking. “That fucking faggot! I thought he will own me, but I was wrong. We was after my make-ups! Damn!”

Arajaya felt very problematic but when she took a glance at the kitchen, she saw an eggplant and thought of a great idea. She went to the kitchen and gets the talong and went back to the living room. Then, she slotted the talong between her legs and felt beri relieved with her horniness. However, in the middle of her moaning, she felt someone climbing down the stairs. Yes, it was Sarah.

When Sarah saw Arajaya squatting at the living room, she approached her to intrigue her. At the living room, “Anong ginagawa mo d’yan sa tangkay ng talong?” asked Sarah. “Wala lang, masama ba?” Arajaya replied back in a high tone.

“Letche ka! Bumili ka ng baybreytor mo! Kaderder ka!” she ridiculed, “If ay know, naiwan lang yung katawan ng talong sa loob. Hoy, ako bumili n’yan at bulok na yan!”

Yes you read it right; the talong was left inside Arajaya’s pussy.

Arajaya ended-up crying pleading to Sarah how to get the talong off inside of her.

-the end-

Wansapanataym in the dark street of Manggahan, Arajaya was walking along the narrow trail of the community to her house. The lights were out and the only thing that enabled her to see was the light of the streetlamp at the very end of the road.

Arajaya searched for her phone, dialed a number but there’s no signal. She started to get anxious. Her heart started to beat faster. When she reached the middle of her track, about ten steps from the streetlamp, strange footsteps made her worry more.

Arajaya ran as fast as she could, but even before she could reach the end, a man strangled her toward a dark place. She can barely produce sounds for the man was holding tightly to her neck.

“He – he – lp!” she shouted but no one heard it.

“Shut up bitch! No one can help you here!”

“Please don’t kill me!”

“I won’t like you; I am just going to get something precious to you.”

Oh no! My virginity is in danger. Arajaya thought.

At the dark corner, the man pushed her down. She can’t shout in the fear that the man might put an end to her life, or in a worse sense, put and end to her life and newly shaved pussy – cat.

“You crazy little bitches. Always wanted to have sex with gorgeous men! How about people like me? I also deserved to fuck!” the man dramatically explained while initiating to strip off his clothes. “Now, I will punish you!”

“No, no! Please don’t kill me, or my shaved pussy – cat! Please!” Arajaya pleaded, “And don’t take my virginity – I mean, don’t rape me I’m no longer virgin! I am only giving myself to a man I like!”

“Shut up!”

The man then quickly removed his pants but left the underwear, and then he removed his shirt. But when Arajaya saw him without pants and shirt, her jaws dropped.

The man was in Wonder woman suit. The brief wasn’t his brief after all, it’s a part of his Wonder woman costume.

“I am Wonder woman and I will steal all of your make-up!”

-The End-

Wansapanataym in the life of Arajaya, she was invited to attend a fiesta in a far flung frobinse. She was with her mean best friend – Sarah, Dyesi, Dyosh, and Yangbang. Actually, Yangbang was the one who invited them to their town’s fiesta that is why, the whole group agreed on the date.

One night at the middle of the celebration, Yangbang asked the group to just take a nap first instead of watching the GAY MUSCLE BUILDER CONTEST exhibition/stunt segment, after all, they will still hear if it is already the coronation part.

When they arrived at Yangbang’s house, Sarah noticed that the “nuno sa punso” grew bigger than the last time she saw it. “Hey’ luks awar pren nuno sa punsoy. It is begger than last timing ay sew it!” Sarah told her other friend, “Watch four as ha!”

Then, everybody had taken their places at the elevated bamboo floor, however, before they sleep, Arajaya warned them to cover their face or any [mouth, nose, and ears] holes they have on their head explaining that according to the old rumors, once the saliva of the aswang touched your face, the virus will crawl to any hole and will invade your brain – after that, you wouldn’t know that you are already one of them. There was silence – afterwards another complete silence because everybody was already sleeping. But little do they know that they are sleeping over the nuno sa punso. In the middle of the night, Arajaya began hearing weird noises like “Grrrr, hrrrrr, wooooooooo, arfgh, aw-aw-aw, huhu-hu” followed by “Gising, gising” and the like. So she opened her eyes and looked around the place only to find out that Sarah was snoring.

So she went to sleep again. But then again, after five minutes, she heard the eager sounds of “Gising, gising” again then followed by “Grrrr, arrrrr, warrrrrrrrr….haha-haha” and breathing sound. Arajaya removed her head cover and saw the mommy of Yangbang looking sharply to them with her hair standing up and saliva flowing down, as if very hungry.

Sarah was disturbed by Arajaya’s shout, so she also opened her head cover and saw the scary mom. Then she said: “Oh nay, anong ginagawa nyo jan?”

“Ay wala sige matulog na kayo jan” said the mother, “sayang ulam na naging stone pa! SHET!”

-the end-

We’ve read the suffering of Arajaya in Sarah’s hands, but now, she has alreidy received what she deserve. Almond, the brother of Sarah, has fallen in love with our dear princess, causing Sarah’s outburst. But since Almond is deeply in love with Arajaya, she can’t do anything wrong against her rival.

Sarah has been itching to do something wrong to Ara but she just can’t in the fear that Almond might beat her with his uber jigantic super punching hands when she do so.

Arajaya was very happy for catching a big fish and a helping hand that will protect her from the sharp and oppressive hands of Sarah.

But one rainy day of Wednesday, Sarah found a way on how to get rid of Arajaya. She sneaked-in to her room and search for her undergarments to find a bacon-ized undies of Arajaya. She quickly tore the middle-part of the garment [that will expose her crack when she wears it].

Then, Sarah summoned the couple for a meeting and suggested that Arajaya tour Almond to her room. Our princess was trapped to Sarah’s decoy and has no choice but to tour him because he also insisted.

When they reached her room, Almond saw all her ripped-undies displayed at her bed. When he grabbed one bacon-ized ripped undie, he found a dead body of a rat inside it.

Yes, the rat died because of the smell, and Almond was turned-off because of his girlfriend’s smell.

Sarah once again succeeded Arajaya. She laughed and ridiculed Arajaya as she follows her brother.

“Arajaya, hue istingk! Teyk a bat naman! Huer so ewyyy!!!” said Sarah then left.

Arajaya can’t help but to cry. She wiped her tears with her underwear but forgot the bad smell, so she also fainted just like the rat.

-the end-

Isn’t she ADOR – able? Because of this, Sarah called her Mangga. Because the shape of her face resembles the Mango.

Now, in this new legend, let us followe her journey together with her rival, Sarah – the mean and bitcy rich gurl in school.

Wansapanataym, in the land of Pilot Drive next to MRB compound, there live a beri byutiful girl named Arajaya.

The monday morning after school, she was with her rival/friend-in-disguise, Sarah. They were walking down the street that time when Sarah saw a manga on stick vendor selling Manga lechoned on stick with [Alamang] Bagoong along side with Palamig and TUKNENENG.

Sarah treated everybody except for our poor baby – Arajaya. So she has to buy something for herself. Good thing, she has her savings.

So there, they bought Manga and happily ate it as they traverse the road back to school. But, when they were already at the middle of the road, Sarah slapped our princess – Arajaya – on the face with the bagoong.

“Sarah, bakit mo ako sinampal ng BAgoong?” shouted Arajay with sharp looks toward Sarah.

Sarah on the other hand did the same to her. Composed herself, crossed her arms, and said: “Eh diba MAngga ka!”

-The end-

Before I go on with the Inday discussion here, let me just tell you the life of our cat named ABCD.

Parang kailan lang, yakap-yakap ko pa sa ming-ming, but now, she’s lying inside our washing machine taking good care of her newly born baby. Ming-ming is such a bia-yotch! She’s such a flirt for giving birth that early. Hay!

Anyway, let’s go back to the real purpose of this post… INDAY!

“Bloody hell what the f@#$ did just land on my cutie top…?I mean i’ve spent all day just to make myself look fabulous.I think i have to remove this eeeewwwyyy thingin a whip wham of time….”

-INDAY nagiinarte ng matalsikan ng mantika habang nagluluto ng TILAPIA

We have been all bugged by the Inday, the Wondermaid fever over the net and even in mobile society. We followed her journey since the time she left her province to work in Manila as a maid until her boss asked her not to speak English with them.

Now the question is: Who is Inday and how was she able to speak that well in English that even I can’t beat the line to level her wit? Where does she came from and what kind of family does she belong?

My assumption is; Inday, our Wondermaid, is a long lost daughter of the Herap Hestrada who happens to know everything about their wealth. During his court hearing, Inday told him that she was his long lost daughter, however, since Inday is a product of a Hestrada and a Mayordoma, the plunderer denied her as his child and was exiled to a far flung province where a man, who has fall in love with her, supported her and admitted her in a private school.

Inday call this man as Daddy short legs.

Now, when Inday reached college, she was the most outstanding student of their university that a lot of students hated her for being so “intelligenic”. One scorching Monday morning, a conspiracy was planned against Inday. Her jar was contaminated by one of her rivals with mercury. But unfortunately, the thirsty daddy short legs asked for a glass of water. Hence, instead of Inday doing “ngisay-ngisay” movements, it is her daddy who was poisoned with the mercuric water.

Because of the sudden death of his daddy-short-legs, she can no longer support herself to study at that university and was forced to work as a maid in Manila. Thereafter, she promised to herself that she will avenge the death of her daddy-short-legs by shouting in the middle of the rain: Hinnnndddiiiiii! Daddy-short-legs! Magbabayad sila sa ginawa nila! Matitikman nila ang lupit ng paghihiganti ng isang dukha!

Since then, she never spoke Tagalog.

Wansapanataym in a far away land of Welcome Rotonda, there live a beautiful gurl fond of Chocolate bars. Her name is Arajaya, a beautiful girl with a skin tone just like the color of the chocolates.

She is very fond of chocolates; she has a collection of different brands from different countree.

One sunny day, she decided to buy a dozen of chocolates bars (semi-sweet) at Chocolate Lovers. She was so delighted she almost ate half of what she bought.

When she was about to eat the seventh bar, she was surprise to see a dismembered finger fossilized within the chocolate bar.

The end

Wansapanataym in far far away land on Pilot Drive, there live a mean gurl named Sarah. She’s like a princess that every girl wanted to be her friend. She’s rich, bitch, and “…”. She doesn’t live the simple life because she wanted it to be HOT.

One day, she came up with a plan to set up our beautiful girl, Arajaya. Sarah strutted her stuffs along the corridor and bragged her belongings like make-up, accessories, and her new phone. Arajaya on the other hand doesn’t want to make it obvious that she’s very jealous she almost let her saliva flow.

“Arajaya, ken you plis hold my beri byutipul selpown four me?” said Princess Sarah.

“Sure, it’ll be my pleasure your highness.” Arajaya cheerfully replied. But deep inside, she was very jealous.

“Okey Arajaya, ay wil jas go to duh res rum. I wil be bak leyter!”

Out of curiosity and jealousy, Arajaya make pakialam to Sarah’s phone as if she owns it. She made pindot-pindot here and there until Sarah came back.

“Ow Arajaya, ken I hub my selpown bak?”

Then Arajaya innocently asked: “Sarah, anong ibig sabihin ng PUK?”

The end.