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Isn’t she ADOR – able? Because of this, Sarah called her Mangga. Because the shape of her face resembles the Mango.

Now, in this new legend, let us followe her journey together with her rival, Sarah – the mean and bitcy rich gurl in school.

Wansapanataym, in the land of Pilot Drive next to MRB compound, there live a beri byutiful girl named Arajaya.

The monday morning after school, she was with her rival/friend-in-disguise, Sarah. They were walking down the street that time when Sarah saw a manga on stick vendor selling Manga lechoned on stick with [Alamang] Bagoong along side with Palamig and TUKNENENG.

Sarah treated everybody except for our poor baby – Arajaya. So she has to buy something for herself. Good thing, she has her savings.

So there, they bought Manga and happily ate it as they traverse the road back to school. But, when they were already at the middle of the road, Sarah slapped our princess – Arajaya – on the face with the bagoong.

“Sarah, bakit mo ako sinampal ng BAgoong?” shouted Arajay with sharp looks toward Sarah.

Sarah on the other hand did the same to her. Composed herself, crossed her arms, and said: “Eh diba MAngga ka!”

-The end-

Before I go on with the Inday discussion here, let me just tell you the life of our cat named ABCD.

Parang kailan lang, yakap-yakap ko pa sa ming-ming, but now, she’s lying inside our washing machine taking good care of her newly born baby. Ming-ming is such a bia-yotch! She’s such a flirt for giving birth that early. Hay!

Anyway, let’s go back to the real purpose of this post… INDAY!

We have been all bugged by the Inday, the Wondermaid fever over the net and even in mobile society. We followed her journey since the time she left her province to work in Manila as a maid until her boss asked her not to speak English with them.

Now the question is: Who is Inday and how was she able to speak that well in English that even I can’t beat the line to level her wit? Where does she came from and what kind of family does she belong?

My assumption is; Inday, our Wondermaid, is a long lost daughter of the Herap Hestrada who happens to know everything about their wealth. During his court hearing, Inday told him that she was his long lost daughter, however, since Inday is a product of a Hestrada and a Mayordoma, the plunderer denied her as his child and was exiled to a far flung province where a man, who has fall in love with her, supported her and admitted her in a private school.

Inday call this man as Daddy short legs.

Now, when Inday reached college, she was the most outstanding student of their university that a lot of students hated her for being so “intelligenic”. One scorching Monday morning, a conspiracy was planned against Inday. Her jar was contaminated by one of her rivals with mercury. But unfortunately, the thirsty daddy short legs asked for a glass of water. Hence, instead of Inday doing “ngisay-ngisay” movements, it is her daddy who was poisoned with the mercuric water.

Because of the sudden death of his daddy-short-legs, she can no longer support herself to study at that university and was forced to work as a maid in Manila. Thereafter, she promised to herself that she will avenge the death of her daddy-short-legs by shouting in the middle of the rain: Hinnnndddiiiiii! Daddy-short-legs! Magbabayad sila sa ginawa nila! Matitikman nila ang lupit ng paghihiganti ng isang dukha!

Since then, she never spoke Tagalog.

Wansapanataym in a far away land of Welcome Rotonda, there live a beautiful gurl fond of Chocolate bars. Her name is Arajaya, a beautiful girl with a skin tone just like the color of the chocolates.

She is very fond of chocolates; she has a collection of different brands from different countree.

One sunny day, she decided to buy a dozen of chocolates bars (semi-sweet) at Chocolate Lovers. She was so delighted she almost ate half of what she bought.

When she was about to eat the seventh bar, she was surprise to see a dismembered finger fossilized within the chocolate bar.

The end

Wansapanataym in far far away land on Pilot Drive, there live a mean gurl named Sarah. She’s like a princess that every girl wanted to be her friend. She’s rich, bitch, and “…”. She doesn’t live the simple life because she wanted it to be HOT.

One day, she came up with a plan to set up our beautiful girl, Arajaya. Sarah strutted her stuffs along the corridor and bragged her belongings like make-up, accessories, and her new phone. Arajaya on the other hand doesn’t want to make it obvious that she’s very jealous she almost let her saliva flow.

“Arajaya, ken you plis hold my beri byutipul selpown four me?” said Princess Sarah.

“Sure, it’ll be my pleasure your highness.” Arajaya cheerfully replied. But deep inside, she was very jealous.

“Okey Arajaya, ay wil jas go to duh res rum. I wil be bak leyter!”

Out of curiosity and jealousy, Arajaya make pakialam to Sarah’s phone as if she owns it. She made pindot-pindot here and there until Sarah came back.

“Ow Arajaya, ken I hub my selpown bak?”

Then Arajaya innocently asked: “Sarah, anong ibig sabihin ng PUK?”

The end.

Once upon a time in beautiful land of Alamanja, there live a beriberi beautiful girl named Arajaya. She is a beri beautiful girl with a long black hair, blue eyes with long lushes, pointed nose, and red wine lips. She is beri beautiful except that her feet are just like ginger.

Because of this, Arajaya never goes out a lot in the fear that people will laugh at her.

But one day, she decided to take a little walk. She covered her feet with super-thick socks and used a vase as an alternative for shoes.

Outside, people laughed at her, she almost cried but when she reached downtown, she found a store with nothing on it. Out of curiosity, she entered the store and strolled around – but found nothing. So she decided to go outside, but when she was about to do so, an old woman’s voice caught her attention.

“Psst!” the woman called her, “I know how to solve your problems!”

“How, how can you solve my problem?” Arajaya said, pleading.

“Take this…” the old woman instructed, “that box contains the solution.”

Arajaya took the box although not sure about her intuition toward the woman. She shook it but heard nothing. But, there’s nothing inside of it. So she decided to ask the old woman but she disappeared.

Arajaya freaked out and ran to her house. When she opened the box, she was stunned to what she saw. It was a big big big snake. The snake ate Arajaya and her ginger feet. Arajaya will never have to suffer from her feet. She will never be deserted again. Never, ever again.

The end